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funtimebiman47
Apr 22, 2006, 10:44 PM
Just a few questions. Maybe you have some too.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone is it charged with battery?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

If your named Will and your in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

I hope a few of these made you laugh.

Funtime
Sparks
Apr 22, 2006, 11:39 PM
yep, it did make me laugh. Thanks.
meteast chick
Apr 23, 2006, 12:55 AM
Made me grin at least, thanks for that.

I always wondered, why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Never made sense to me...

luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxo
meteast
teddyboy
Apr 23, 2006, 12:56 AM
Why are they called apartments when they are built so close together?
Nara_lovely
Apr 23, 2006, 1:35 AM
Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
Sparks
Apr 23, 2006, 1:42 AM
because some grey haired old lady decided so. :-)
RebekaLee
Apr 23, 2006, 3:25 PM
If your named Will and your in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?

lol i liked this one...poor Will
codybear3
Apr 23, 2006, 5:11 PM
LOL...These were funny...No wonder you call yourself "funtime"... :rolleyes: :paw: :paw:
Angelique Tragedy
Apr 24, 2006, 1:36 PM
LOL yes these were funny...make me laugh. I always wonder when they say "fire at Will" who Will is and what did he do to piss them off so they are fireing at him. lol