Bluebiyou
Nov 14, 2010, 2:39 PM
Mrs Blue just happened to see a new bruise on my arm.
She asked me about it.
While it probably was the result of moving my arms about in sleep (a mishap with the head board of the bed), or simply not remembered while I was doing chores around the house or working in my workshop...
Suddenly, a stroke of comedic inspiration struck like lightning:
Person A: How'd you get that bruise?
Person B: Well, I was choking my chicken the other day, and I'll be damned if that thing didn't get up and beat the crap out of me!
She asked me about it.
While it probably was the result of moving my arms about in sleep (a mishap with the head board of the bed), or simply not remembered while I was doing chores around the house or working in my workshop...
Suddenly, a stroke of comedic inspiration struck like lightning:
Person A: How'd you get that bruise?
Person B: Well, I was choking my chicken the other day, and I'll be damned if that thing didn't get up and beat the crap out of me!