Cougar??? Bloody Sauce!!!!!!

[darkeyes]

Last nite we wer at a party havin gr8 fun... me evenin wos ruined wen sum daft ole wifie tottered up haff cut an asked if me wonted 2 join 'er Cougar's club.... jeez.. zif it not bad enuff she wonts 2 help me get fixed up wiv young guys... she thot me looked a lil ole grannie bag like 'er.. took me 3 hours 2 tart mesel up for goin out.. an by no stretch of the 'magination can me b considered a cougar in ne way shape or form.. me gob opened wide an me chin hit the floor.. an Kate me sista, 'er bf an me m8s broke up inta absolute hysterics... :eek:

[Hephaestion]

Aren't 'cougars' aging sexually predatory women? Have you been fibbing about your age?

[slipnslide]

Who has time to decipher what the christ that was about? If you do, an English version would be appreciated.

[darkeyes]

Aren't 'cougars' aging sexually predatory women? Have you been fibbing about your age?

Heph!!! R u tryin 2 tell me that me is agin'? Spend a bloody bomb 2 make sure me ages as slowly as poss... an guys.. old or young or owt in between r mos def not on the agenda!!! Bloody hell.. 'nuff 2 make me throw up..

[darkeyes]

Who has time to decipher what the christ that was about? If you do, an English version would be appreciated.

Take your time, dear.. and I think u will find it is a form of English..:bigrin:;)

[tenni]

What time of the evening was the woman making such cougar statements? Maybe, they had a drive on to get women into the Cougar Club? You know bring in two menbers and get a year's membership free? Sort of like telephone soliciting...:bigrin: Or some police giving out speeding tickets to make the month's quota...:(

You know that if it was not early in the evening and that she may have had one too many to drink and her vision perception was off.....How dare she make such a statement about darkeyes...:eek:

[Hephaestion]

"....... an guys.. old or young or owt in between r mos def not on the agenda!!! Bloody hell.. 'nuff 2 make me throw up...."

Who says that it's only ever men who are the targets. Saw a couple of les cougars in action at work and not discreet about it either.

[Realist]

Although, I feel that the term is a little disrespectful, I've heard them call each other cougars.

Anyway, I've loved a cougar, or two, in my day!

I think every young man should be assigned an older lady, to teach them how to love others as they need to be. I'm certainly thankful for the lessons I learned from them.

[darkeyes]

Who says that it's only ever men who are the targets. Saw a couple of les cougars in action at work and not discreet about it either.

Take it from me.. wer me cums from it is only men they interested in... ladies of similar age an disposition as cougars interested in gals r not cougars.. but sensible an luffly tarts!!!

Not discreet? They musta been amateurs, Heph...;)

[Hephaestion]

Take it from me.. wer me cums from it is only men they interested in... ladies of similar age an disposition as cougars interested in gals r not cougars.. but sensible an luffly tarts!!!

Not discreet? They musta been amateurs, Heph...;)

One is reluctant to say that they were in fact old pro's but they did fit the ambivalence of the term in stereotype

Funny how cougar has come into fashion when one could have been a good old 'vamp' in the past. Vamps concentrated on men and could be any age whereas cougars are undefined in their attentions and border on the geriatric. "Trip him wiv yer zimmer Mildred an' I'll lasso 'is bits"

[darkeyes]

"Trip him wiv yer zimmer Mildred an' I'll lasso 'is bits"

Sounds like an exquisite torture for some poor young chap, Heph.. or of course the alternative by adding "..and we'll hoist him up by the balls from that lampost..".. mind u.. for some poor buggers, wouldnt that be exquisite torture as well?;)

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

It means that you're old or look very old for your age.

Its does not! lol Being a Cougar defines older women who play sexually or date younger men and women. Better get your terminologies up to date, Sodom. And as a proud Cougar, I can definately say thats what Fran gets for being so luffly..lol
Cat

[mikey3000]

LOL!!! Last year I was referred to as my daughters' grandpa. That hurt. I just turned 40 then and I almost cried.:(

[Hephaestion]

Sounds like an exquisite torture for some poor young chap, Heph.. or of course the alternative by adding "..and we'll hoist him up by the balls from that lampost..".. mind u.. for some poor buggers, wouldnt that be exquisite torture as well?;)

Yes it was. However, I kept my poise and betted well for Britain. What really scared me were the phrases "your money worries are now over, I also have a secluded house in France" and "you are number six"

"Who is number one? I am not a dildo! I am a free man!"

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