Southern Medical Terminology.....:}

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Hey, makes perfect sense ta me! lol
Cat
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Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life.



Southerner's Medical Dictionary

Artery............................ The study of paintings


Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria


Barium........................... What doctors do when patients die


Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight


Cesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome


Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty


Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her


Colic..............................A sheep dog


Coma............................ A punctuation mark


Dilate............................ To live long


Enema...........................Not a friend


Fester........................... Quicker than someone else


Fibula........................... A small lie


Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known


Labor Pain................. Getting hurt at work


Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane

Morbid........................... A higher offer


Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates


Node.............................. I knew it

Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted


Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis


Post Operative............ A letter carrier


Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery


Rectum......................... Darn near killed him


Secretion...................... Hiding something


Seizure........................ Roman emperor


Tablet........................... A small table


Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport


And my own personal contributions:

Chest pain................ Boobs are too big

Phlebitis .................Then stay outta the dog house, idjet. :}

Catatonic: Beverage that Cat consumes when she's sick. Consists of: Grapefruit juice and Tequila over crushed ice..:bigrin::cool:

[welickit]

Optistreptimidas = Nerves to your eyes connect with the nerves of your anus and you get a shitty outlook.

coxafloppin = Ran out of Viagra renew prescription.

pneumonia - Also known as knee moan ya, happens to your knees when you get old.

dicktheria - also known as diphtheria, messes up your dick.

toemain - toe fetish

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Not exactly medical or Southern terminology, fun none less. The West Virginia motto, whilst driving in snow. "Hold my beer and watch this!"