I know porn isn't real sex.
What are some things you have seen in porn that made you laugh since it's so unrealistic? Or stuff that you've seen in porn that you found funny?
I think it's funny how in heterosexual and "lesbian" porn (by "lesbian" porn I mean bi or lesbian porn made by straight men for straight men) they have bleached blond Valley girls screaming really loud when they get oral sex or get fucked when they're just faking orgasms and yelling stuff like "AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH (repeat 3x) YEAH I'M GONNA CUM!!!!!"
In gay porn I have seen where the men last maybe 5 mins at most for oral or anal sex but it's edited and looped, or shown at various angles to make it seem longer, and how the men scream and get very loud during anal sex. It's also very strange how in gay porn they show guys who are shaved/waxed hairless twinks and roided out gym bunnies as though that's supposed to be sexy, hot, or they think that most bisexual and gay men want to see men like this and find them attractive.
The funniest thing ever is when porn tries to be all artsy or have a plot. When I watch porn I want to see people have sex not get bogged down by the person making it trying to be artsy, or by a silly plot or story.
The silly porn talk is also funny to me like when they say the usual BS like "OMG you're SOOOOOOO BIG! YOU'VE GOT THE BIGGEST COCK IN THE WORLD!" to a guy or when a man or woman takes it up the ass and you can tell they really don't like it or find it painful.
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