Jerry Lewis in the Nutty Professor
Jerry Lewis in the Nutty Professor
the professor and maryanne
raist
raistkit
Gilligan and the Skipper
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Flipper (the talking Dolphin)
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
flip me over and do it again(drinking song)
kit
raist
"Get Back Jack, Do It Again!"
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Steely Dan
I hope my achievements in life shall be these: that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, that I will have given help to those who were in need...that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been. (C. Hoppe)
STEEL MAGNOLIAS
Olympia Dukakis
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
2010 Olympics (cause they're in Canada)!!!
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.
"Bisexuals are people who reach down the front of somebody's pants and are satisfied with whatever they find."
Swimmers..........mmmmmmmmmmm
Answer me this, Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots bother to wear their helmets???
Greg Louganis (the US diver)
"The mind is like a parachute...it only works when it's open!"
Speedos
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Swimming... with sharks!
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Pussy and cock and cock and pussy and pussy and cock and a camel named Norman
Freedom chooses its own prison and looks not for escape - elf
Midnight at the oasis.Originally Posted by Sarasvati
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
AMERICA
Team America
(the first thing that came was the theme song "America, fuck ya!", but I'm sure people would've thought I was being mean, and then I would have had to justify myself...
America the Beautiful
"I Miss America..." (David Byrne)
I hope my achievements in life shall be these: that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, that I will have given help to those who were in need...that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been. (C. Hoppe)
If Miss America is unable to perform her duties....
...Mr. China is more than willing to step in.
I hope my achievements in life shall be these: that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, that I will have given help to those who were in need...that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been. (C. Hoppe)
Cold War joke:
Q: What do you think of Red China?
A: Looks great on a white tablecloth.
Everybody was kung-fu fighting....
Chicken Chow Mein and Special Fried Rice
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
Chinese Buffet.
*Taylor*
You can't change the way I am. . .are you strong enough to be my man?
--Sheryl Crow
Protect your unicorn!!
Pssst! There's naked men ------------->Here!
آزادی راست کاملاموجودات ذی شعوراست
Thank you. . .
Jimmy Buffet
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY
Pageboy
(Jimmy Buffet -> Jimmy Page -> Pageboy)
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy...
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
(Avril Lavigne- Sk8erboi)
"I used to be influenced by peer pressure, but my friends talked me out of it."
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