Are you being served? Old British sitcom
Are you being served? Old British sitcom
Answer me this, Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots bother to wear their helmets???
Mr. Granger, are you free?
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Captain Peacock, Mr. Humphries and the queen of the them all Mrs. Slocum
AB FAB.. decent British sitcom... me luffs Edwina!!!
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Lynne Franks
(Jennifer Saunder's character was supposedly based on Franks)
Freedom chooses its own prison and looks not for escape - elf
Always thought the daughter was hot!
Answer me this, Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots bother to wear their helmets???
Saffron. Saffie. Julia Sawahla. My ex husband and I once got out of a taxi in London and she got in after me. She had a nice smile and said thank you.
SO MANY WOMEN SO LITTLE TIME
So many MEN............one day at a time.
So few days left to cram them all in.
line em all up and do em all at once
beautifully non-discriminatory
It's not just black and white, but many beautiful shades of gray
Casey Jones was a son of a bitch!
Drove his train in a 50 foot ditch!
Came on out with his dick in his hand
Said, "Listen, ladies,
I'm a hell of a man."
Went to his room and lined up a hundred .
Swore up and down
he'd fuck every one.
Fucked 98
till his balls turned blue.
Then he backed off, jacked off,
and fucked the other two!
Cadence from An Officer & a Gentleman. Originally an old drinking song
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
Casey At The Bat
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day,
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play.
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair.
The rest clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast.
They thought, "if only Casey could but get a whack at that.
We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat."
But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake;
and the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake.
So upon that stricken multitude, grim melancholy sat;
for there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.
But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all.
And Blake, the much despised, tore the cover off the ball.
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
there was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
it rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
it pounded through on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat;
for Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place,
there was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
no stranger in the crowd could doubt t'was Casey at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt.
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then, while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
defiance flashed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
and Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped --
"That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one!" the umpire said.
From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
like the beating of the storm waves on a stern and distant shore.
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone on the stand,
and it's likely they'd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity, great Casey's visage shone,
he stilled the rising tumult, he bade the game go on.
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew,
but Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said, "Strike two!"
"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
and they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again.
The sneer has fled from Casey's lip, the teeth are clenched in hate.
He pounds, with cruel violence, his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
and now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright.
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light.
And, somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout,
but there is no joy in Mudville -
mighty Casey has struck out.
"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people....but I've got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos....." (~~The Refreshments "Banditos")
"Pride goeth before the fall"
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
as does Summer
beautifully non-discriminatory
It's not just black and white, but many beautiful shades of gray
Spring inta life...
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Sam Adams Summer Ale
St Paulie girls
GIRLS GONE WILD
WILD WILD WEST
When injustice becomes law,
Resistance becomes DUTY. T. Jefferson
Wild Wild Weekend
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
weekend at Bernie's
Breakfast at Tiffany's
beautifully non-discriminatory
It's not just black and white, but many beautiful shades of gray
Breakfast in bed wiv Tiffany
Do not think so little of me as to grant me your tolerance. Allow me your acceptance and understanding of who and what I am with the love, respect and dignity with which I do you.
Breaksast ...the most important meal of the day.
My favorite is the champagne brunch
"Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people....but I've got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesos....." (~~The Refreshments "Banditos")
Champagne, croissant & brie= bliss
"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " — Douglas Adams
BLISS...........Enlightenment
Nirvana hummmmmmmmm "^-^"
beautifully non-discriminatory
It's not just black and white, but many beautiful shades of gray
smells like teen spirit
Let's Get Naked!!!!
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