men for women translation

[charles-smythe]

men for women translation
Just so you know guys;

'Older man for younger'= pedophile

'Love oral' or 'just wanna eat you out'= can't get it up

'Discrete'=married, of course!

'I'll worship the ground you walk on and treat you like a queen'=I'm a nice guy with a tiny dick

NSA, FWB=Bang you once and disappear

'Let me $poil you'=looking for a 'ho. Of course.

'We can meet...at a store, in a parking lot, in a park etc'=I'm a serial killer

'Looking for a Cougar or Young for older'= not really just hoping for desparate chicks to send pics

'Love Grannies' or 'Really large BBW'=no, but me and my buddies have a bet!

I'm not sure what to suggest to you gentlemen but....c'mon! .
......
.

[pole_smoker]

men for women translation
Just so you know guys;

'Older man for younger'= pedophile

'Love oral' or 'just wanna eat you out'= can't get it up

'Discrete'=married, of course!

'I'll worship the ground you walk on and treat you like a queen'=I'm a nice guy with a tiny dick

NSA, FWB=Bang you once and disappear

'Let me $poil you'=looking for a 'ho. Of course.

'We can meet...at a store, in a parking lot, in a park etc'=I'm a serial killer

'Looking for a Cougar or Young for older'= not really just hoping for desparate chicks to send pics

'Love Grannies' or 'Really large BBW'=no, but me and my buddies have a bet!

I'm not sure what to suggest to you gentlemen but....c'mon! .
......
.

LOL too funny!

[jem_is_bi]

I can see a lot of truth in some of that and that is a great looking bike she has.

[pole_smoker]

I found this. It's a Man/Men4Man/Men translation.

"This is my first time" - This is his first time with YOU. This is his 70th time overall.

"Football player build" - Fat guy, has never played football in his life, but wants you to think he could be drafted by the Dallas Cowboys at any time.

"Beefy" - Fat

"Jock" - Gymrat who wants you to think he knows the difference between a foul tip and a sandwich. He doesn't. Wears a $60 jock strap from International Male. Went to a Lobos game once. Spent the entire time by the Dion's Pizza stand checking out hot guys.

"I'm kind of nervous about this" - He will never show up. Never.

"7.5inches" - 6 on a good day

"8 inches" - 6.5 on a good day

"9 inches" - 7 on a good day

"5.5 inches" - 5.5 inches

"Bottom" - total bottom

"Vers bottom" - total bottom

"Vers top" - total bottom

"Top" - I'm really mainly a bottom and will get fucked by pretty much anyone who wants to fuck me.

"Looking for 'generou$' guys" - prostitute. He may not THINK he's a prostitute though.

"35 years old" - just turned 40

"45 years old" - 58 and hating it

"75 years old" - 75 and tired of giving a shit

"Curious" - After sucking more than 10 dicks, can you still be curious? The answer is no. You love dick and men.

"Discreet" - Married, deeply closeted, and wanting to cheat

"Married" - I'll cheat with anyone, and my husband or wife cheats too!

"anY1 want 2 h00k up!!1? Get at mehhhh " - Check I.D. immediately

"parTy boi" - meth head or into drugs

"Bear"-A lispy queenie/femme guy that's fat who likes to pretend he's masculine

"chub"-same as a bear but an obese queen

"masculine"-I'm the biggest queen you'll ever meet.

"DDF"/'clean'-I have all sort of STDs, and use drugs but I'll tell you no and you'll believe me!

"safe only"-If you're hot and want to fuck me without a condom I'll gladly let you!

[open2both]

Jeeez!
I'd argue if I could!
LOL!