My partner and I just got back from shopping for Thanksgiving (which we're hosting this year for both our families). We'd wanted some mixed nuts for appetizers, and had pondered a while over just getting a can of Planters nuts, or getting the somewhat more expensive ones from bulk food that had no peanuts (just amazing-looking cashews, walnuts, pecans, brazil nuts, hazelnuts, and almonds).
We settled on the bulk ones, and I went about scooping them out while my partner went on for the next item. The nuts looked so good, I must have scooped a bit more than I'd thought. 'Cause when we got home, my partner hefted this huge bag out of the grocery bag and said "whoa! That's a whole nutload of nuts!"
"Heh," I thought to myself...I guess women *do* use that expression after all!
Note: No nuts were busted in the telling of this story. If you found this story boring, stupid, insufficiently titillating, or lacking in relevance to bisexuality, I don't care: put me on ignore; I'm going to keep posting shit you don't want to read until your eyeballs turn black.
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