If you came with a warning label??? What would it be?
Mine: Use care when mixing with alcohol.
If you came with a warning label??? What would it be?
Mine: Use care when mixing with alcohol.
In case of emergency-break the glass
Always read expiration date!
I've worn a beret, a badge, and a suit and tie. Now I prefer wearing nothing!
Most men, at one time or another, have wished they could suck their own cocks.
A real man, admits he'd like to suck other cocks
He who runs with scissors
Finds sarcasm clever & funny!
"You're like my yo-yo, that glowed in the dark. What made it special, made it dangerous. So I bury it, and forget.":Kate Bush
Don't waste time with those who take you down, but with those who raise you up!
If erection persists more than four hours, call the doctor.
If erection persists for more than four hours, call me!
Keep away from flames! Extremely volatile in the presence of politics and religion.
objects in mirror maybe smaller than they appear
giggling, keep em cumming guys
Mind the Gap!
just ask politely!
may cause irritation, handle with care
The only thing more painful than a broken heart, is catching yourself in your zip and having very cold hands
"Some settling of contents may have occurred"
Slippery when wet
"eats too much"... buffets are good choice for dinner
"Apathy is the best form of sympathy as it means you will leave me the fuck alone" - E.M.
*runs along with scissors in hand, juggles LDD as he runs with a wide grin on his face* "Care? Wots that? Me worry?"Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong
Love you LDD. Guess old codgers like us were cut for another time. *shakes noggin* Folks nowadays are skeered of running with sharp things. Find I tend to be a real cut up about it myself.
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