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    Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    I think that most of us will agree shit is rather nasty, but what if it wasn’t? A steady hookup once asked about it, and I blurted, “Other people’s shit stinks.”

    On the other hand, it’s warm and comes out of an asshole, which is definitely in the sexual turn realm of many of us. I recently searched Bing for porn videos of shit and was turned on. Of course without smell-o-vision I couldn’t smell or taste it for that matter. I also didn’t have to clean up more than my cum afterwards.

    I have, after a thorough enema, eaten cum, cherries, small plums, pealed bananas, hot dogs inserted to warm, M&M candy, and who knows what else out of my asshole. I’ve also scooped small pieces of solid shit out of other’s bungs with my tongue during sex without losing the excitement of what was going on. I may have even enjoyed having shit roll off my cheek. (M&M’s do melt in your ass).

    What if food was injected say with something like say a large cookie press. Nashed potatoes not thoroughly mashed cums to mind, tho something chocolate would be more appropriate and enjoyable. The fake shit could be shared in many ways. It could be sucked and/or pushed out. Sucking on a cock with “shitty” lips wouldn’t slow me down any more than one that was covered cum and pussy juice. Sharing anally begotten chocolate in a kiss would turn me on too. Even the mashed potatoes would do.

    Any ideas or thoughts? It seems like variety that could be added to sex for those of us that like to burry our faces in a crack...even a tasty reward. What would you use?

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    Interesting read.
    However, I think you are full of shit.

    ~D~

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    Quote Originally Posted by by~his~side View Post
    Interesting read.
    However, I think you are full of shit.

    ~D~
    Guess I had that cumming.

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    Some people are truly sick in the head!

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    Quote Originally Posted by by~his~side View Post
    Interesting read.
    However, I think you are full of shit.

    ~D~
    ~D~ does this thread remind you of another about a year ago? LOL

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    I'm not crazy about scat, but I do enjoy enema play. Hold your water Sybil!

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    I often wondered if the famous "two girls one cup" video was that....someone putting a shit like food substance into the women for the camera's benefit ? Hell, porno has used fake cum for years.....While golden showers in a hot tub or a shower can be erotic and fun, I simply never got the whole "shit thing". There's a few guys posting locally on Craigslist with "rim seats" and want to be shit upon .....sorry, I don't get it. Disease is a microscopically small part of the reason I find this is simply gross smelling-tasting and otherwise.....and I have rimmed and been rimmed and enjoyed it immensely, but the buck, er...."shit stops here".

    Don't accuse people of being "full of shit" unless you yourself are not full of it.....
    Last edited by NjbiGuy01; Mar 20, 2014 at 4:05 PM.

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    I never got past the first few seconds of one girl but ass umed that it was pudding or something. I just dont believe one can put that in their mouth and chew it up.

    One of my favorite videos is a couple of really hot girls playing with a whip cream can and each others assholes. I won't get graphic but you get the picture. I have no idea why but I find it really hot. I guess cuz I'm not there, partaking in what is probably pretty horrible. But, at least they appear to be having fun. Spoiler alert..they make a banana split in the end. literally

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    Quote Originally Posted by LizaLynn View Post
    I'm not crazy about scat, but I do enjoy enema play. Hold your water Sybil!
    LOL!!!!!

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    Re: Fake Poo – not for the squeamish

    Quote Originally Posted by LizaLynn View Post
    I'm not crazy about scat, but I do enjoy enema play. Hold your water Sybil!
    LMAO!!! Finally a spambot with some limited AI!





    I used to be friends with a gay black man who was big into getting drunk or high and making up what were funny pictures of himself pretending to snort a lot of powdered sugar with fake blood on his nose, pretending to vomit in a toilet, and he and a friend once got extremely drunk and high and spray painted some rocks gold and shoved them up their ass with brown clay so it looked like he was literally shitting gold. LMAO!

 

 

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