This is rather interesting to note. Also the email exchange below may be fun.
Why post here? Insurance, amusement, validation and simply to relieve stress and pass word to friends.
Forwarding on to the FTC. Sure they will have some interest where as I really do not.
Your message is obviously fake for several reasons.
1. "We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. "
A. I do not live in a city.
B. I have no accounts in my name solely and compromising the other person's accounts would be against governmental protocol. I used to be a federal employee at one time, thus have some general knowledge of operational procedures.
C. I have no properties of any value. If you were in fact the F.B.I, you would know that. I have a custom built computer that is over three years old, computers depreciate in value rapidly.
2. "We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization."
A. I am in fact not employed currently. Again, if you were the F.B.I, you would be aware of that.
B. I am filing for disability, unable to return to work. Again, if the F.B.I, you would know that also. My disability is considered serious mental illness causing me to not handle stress, or drama well. The general work environment often contains these elements thus I am incapable of working for others. I get highly anxious, frustrated, depressed. It has been suggested I am bipolar. Have been diagnosed with clinical depression. Also may have P.T.S.D.
3. "Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. "
A. To bring charges of fraud you need to indite via a court. I would have been summoned to a hearing, it would have been a rather public event, even if you were the F.B.I. That has not happened. You used the past tense transitive verb form, been sent, only stands to reason you are saying that such has been done. It has not obviously.
4. "this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directive to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated" Oh, wow. Sorry, I believe the F.B.I would have people more competent writing for them. Your atrocious grammar not only betrays but really discredits any seeming serious communication. 5. "You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the FBI director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the f bi."
Will believe it when I see it. In the words of former President Bush, Jr., "Bring it on." If a lawyer working in my behalf does not eat you for breakfast, am sure the FTC's lawyers will. Possibly even the lawyers for the real F.B.I, whom you seem bent upon acting as an imposter for. Is that not illegal?
6."As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how I could be of help to you because I would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, I called the {EFCC} and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $95 usd only and I believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learn,t that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued "
A. I am not a Christian, I am a secular humanist whom chooses to be atheist with mild touches of Taoism. Again, if you were the F.B.I you would know that, further my religion would play no part in any of this as being F.B.I marks you as a federal employee. Federal employees are not allowed to inject religion into work.
B. I knowingly do not have any communications with anyone of the Nigerian nationality as there are several genuine scams hailing from that country. I have no desire to engage in any drama over such scams, therefore do not knowingly engage anyone from there in discourse. Further, see response 2.B. above for explanation regarding drama.
7. "NOTE:all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched."
Whatever. If you have the authority and ability to do anything, bring it on. Might be an improvement upon my dreary life actually. I would at least appreciate the challenge of surviving such an ordeal. Because I am a highly trained and motivated survivor having served in the military service. Of course, if you were whom you say you are, that would be known. Think it is clear I doubt you are whom you say you are. I'll continue funneling your messages to the authorities. I may or may not offer responses at my discretion. Frankly, it is only mildly amusing to do so and I'm sure I could find better uses of my time, employed or not. Have a good one.
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Subject: ATTENTION:THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2012 17:03:06 +0100 From: FROM FBI OFFICE<fbioffi777@9.cn> Reply-To: <fromfbioff@superposta.com> */Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division/*// */FBI Headquarters In Washington , D.C./*// */Federal Bureau Of Investigation/*// */J. Edgar Hoover Building/*// */935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington , D.C. 20535-0001 Website: http://www.fbi.gov/*// */ /*// */ /*// */ATTENTION: this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me?/*// */ /*// */I hope you’re understand how many times this message has been sent to you?/*// */ /*// */ /*// */We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization./*// */ /*// */Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail below. this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directive to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated/*// */ /*// */You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the FBI director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, I believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the f bi./*// */ /*// */As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how I could be of help to you because I would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, I called the {EFCC} and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $95 usd only and I believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learn,t that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued /* */*/ /*///* */*/I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you the 01/06/2012 so that you could get this process done because I learn,t that you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that I can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details./*///* */*/ /*///* */*/ /*///* */*/RECEIVERS: OKOH AKPAN/*///* */*/ADDRESS: NIGERIA/*///* */*/QUESTION: VERY/*///* */*/ANSWER: URGENT/*///* */*/AMOUNT: US$95/*///* */*/ /*///* */*/SENDER:/*///* */*/ADDRESS:/*///* */*/MTCN NO.:/*///* */*/ /*///* */*/Send the payment details to me which Are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while./*///* */*/ /*///* */*/NOTE:all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched./*///* */*/ /*///* */*/THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION./*///* */*/ROBERT MUELLER/*///* */*/WASHINGTON DC/*///* */*/Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division/*///* */*/Fbi Headquarters In Washington , D.C./*///* */*/Federal Bureau Of Investigation/*///* */*/J. Edgar Hoover Building/*///* */*/935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington , D.C. 20535-0001 Website: http://WWW.FBI.Govf/*///* *//*
I have been getting these various 'warnings' from alleged F.B.I mod squads for a while now. Yes, I have mental problems. Yes, my mind may at times create fictional memories, delusions.
That aside, when there is actual recorded proof of someone poking a bear with a stick, seems obvious the proofing of paranoia need not be taken further. Hi, I'm your friendly mentally unstable bear. See that idiot poking me with a stick? There ya go.
And I am not threatening here, nor am I requesting pity. I am openly stating fact. Facts often can and do speak loudly for and by themselves. As stated in my response to the email above, I highly doubt the idiot is indeed a an actual F.B.I operative of any denomination. That is not the point of contention here.
The point, is when it is clear that F.B.I is using agent provocateurs to illicit entrapment cases, people need not think joking around with the mentally unbalanced by imposing as F.B.I agents in communication with the unbalanced is a GOOD IDEA(tm). Yes, we are a bit nutty and aware of it, thank you. Nothing to see here, move along. May be a bit off my rocker, am far from stupid, or naive.
And so, I present it here for the reasons mentioned. It has truly helped relieve some stress. Thanks for reading and my apologies if I have seemed offensive, otherwise derisive.
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