How many Bi guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

[hudson9]

No, really, how many?

[pepperjack]

Well. if he's truly bi.....he prefers to suck cock by candlelight, like I do.

[chtampa]

No, really, how many?

The light bulb has to want to change.

[hudson9]

Or,
It never gets changed, because they keep trying to turn it both ways!
(keep 'em cumming, folks...)

[chtampa]

Wouldn't there have to be a top bulb and a bottom bulb because of the direction of the socket? Maybe a bulb with threads on the bottom and the top so it could be used both ways. Or an LED for the more active group player.

[cuttin2dachase]

I don't know about changing a bulb, but I've polished my share of 'bulbs' and had my 'bulb' polished quite a few times. Either way, it only took one bi guy to do it. On rare occasions, it is also possible for 2 or more bi guys to polish the same 'bulb' together.