First groaner of the New Year...lol

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM.

(Personally, I think he passed the exam. I would have given him 100%!)
Cat

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand...

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands!

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

[xercisecoach]

Those were some very well thought out answers... such a smart kid..

[Long Duck Dong]

lol I would give the guy a job immediately, he thinks outside of the square and uses his brain, not google or wikipedia

wisdom and knowledge is best defined, not as what you think you know, but how you apply the understanding you have, to any situation lol

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol I Liked the answers..he's a smart-ass, like me.
Bad Cat

[void()]

void wanders by, reaches out snags and closes his hand. "Guess what is in it." void wanders on to allow guessing.

[roy m cox]

LOL funny

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Uhmmm, the kisses that I threw at you? Air?
Hugs The Void..
Cat

[void()]

Leave it to momma. It was air indeed. My family full of lunatics are also high level smart asses. Excuse me, belle.

[keefer201]

Am I the only one to notice that Napoleon didn't die in a battle? He died in prison.

[dman82]

Well that same kid had talked with his teacher about the test. The teacher said your answers are unique so let me ask you this one. The are 3 ducks in a pond and you shoot one how many are left. The kid said none because the shot scared the other 2 away. Teacher says the correct answer would be 2 but I like the way you think. The kid said let me ask you one then. Teacher said ok. The kid said "There are 3 women coming out of the ice cream shop with cones. 1 is licking it. 1 is sucking the bottom, and the other eating the edges. Which one is married?" The teacher responded the one sucking it. The kid replyed no the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!