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I gave my first blowjob when I was 16. I was naive and shy, and didn't know much about dicks and testicles. The only penises I ever saw were erect, so I thought they stayed that way. I could never figure out how a guy kept it from showing in his pants. I also thought a guy's balls were just bags full of sperm, waiting to squirt whenever he wanted. And I couldn't wait to get some. Mmmmm, I just had to get a load of cum in my mouth, and swallow it like I'd seen in the XXX videos!
So, while I was on my knees, giving my new boyfriend an eager but fumbly and inept blowjob, I became impatient with him (well, he was taking sooo long with it, and I was eager). So, wanting to speed up the process, I figured I'd assist him. I grabbed his "sperm balloons" and squeezed hard, thinking it would cause the cum in them to jet out.
Ooops, too hard I guess.
He yelled, and doubled over. My drool went flinging across the room. While he was crying on his knees, and turning purple, I looked at him all shocked and innocent, and simply said, "What!!!"
Well jeez, I didn't know! Give a girl a break!
Sorry, guys.
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