Caught in the act...lol

I wasnt going ot post this at first (Mainly because of all the pervs on here..snicker) but it was funny, so I had to.. :}

I know at one time or another, al, or almost all of us, have been "Caught in the act" at one time or another. Sometimes the outcome was funny, sometimes not a great thing. What were Your OOPS moments? :}
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A couple of weeks ago, my Lady friend and I met up in Seattle for some playtime before my surgery occures soon. We got a hotel room in this cheapie little Motel 6, and proceeded to jump each other's bones. She was born Inter-sexed, meaning she has the sex organs of Both sexes. She has a Beautiful 8 inch cock, and a tiny pussy so tight that its difficult to get anything in there without a great deal of pain.

Somehow, in our fever, we had forgotten to place the safety chain on the door. We were going at it nicely, with me doing what I adore; which is swallowing a deliciously hard cock. There we were: She on her back, having her cock slowly and methodically mouth fucked up and down..being brought Right to the edge of cumming, then having me back off, and gently twist the thin soft viber inside her sopping wet pussy, not allowing her to cum right away. (She can cum from Both areas, BTW. :)

I decided to deliver the final blow, so to speak, and was working that cock for all I'm worth, jacking, sucking, and moving the viber in and out at a fast pace...when the door to the room opened up and in stepped a Maid..with now warning. She had a pair of ear pods on and obviously couldn't hear the commotion going on within.. This poor woman stopped, and simply Stared, open mouthed-slack jawed. I dont think she could totally believe what she was seeing..lol

Here was a Woman..with a huge hard cock standing straight up, me sucking like a milk machine, and a annoyingly loud viber being driven in and out of her semi-bald pussy! This woman was like :yikes2::eek2: and couldn't move. She was rooted to the spot.

My friend looked over and had the same reactions. I was too near my goal, I wasn't stopping for ANYthing! I didn't care if she saw, or watched! lol

Red couldnt handle it anymore. The combination of all of it was too much, and she began semi-yelling, bucking, spasming, covers-clutching, and gushing all over the place. I think the maid thought she was having a fit, because she gave out a startled squeak, and ran out the door, leaving it wide open! A man was walking past, and peeked in for a brief second. I yelled, "Shut that damn door!" and he did...with a startled look on his face. I got to laughing so hard that I couldn't finish what "I" was doing.

Once we both got through laughing until our sides hurt, she made it up to me...after we re-locked the damn door, and placed a chair in front of it..lol

Laughing Cat..:}

Oh dear, that must have been quite the sight! Glad you were still able to get her off and have some fun. :)

fantastic! The image is stuck in my mind... and that is OK.

Great fun!

Now, THAT would be a movie I'd pay for!

Super hot! Screw the door ;-) . Being watched gets me off so fast and hard!

Only way be better if she joined. I was in a hotel room with a couple and we went at it for few hours. The lady went and took bath and the hubby decided to get me ready cor her again. He was licking and sucking gently. I opened my eyes and through the gap in the curtain i seen lady looking in. We made i contact and she smiled. The wife came out and watched a few minutes then jumped on. I could still see the lady watching. We all came again about same time him on his wifes ass, her on my cock and me on my chest. I looked back out and she was gone

The wife and I were at a resort in La Paz, Baja Sur. Kneeling at the foot of the bed, I was eating her pussy. As I moved up to start fucking her I glanced toward the window and saw a that a couple was watching us through the sheer curtains. I just kept on with what I was doing. My wife had her eyes closed and I don't think she could have seen them from her position anyway. Good thing...she would have freaked! When I pulled my cum driping cock out and stood, I looked directly at them and they hurried away. I hope they had gotten hot and were headed back to their room to get it on.

Been caught in the act....Once having sex with my wife and the other jerking off solo in my hotel room.

When I was caught having sex with my wife we were on vacation in Greece and the cottage we were staying in was right off the pool of the complex. There were curtains but there may as well not been anything at the windows. Our cottage also was on the main walk way to the pool from the rest of the rooms (cottages). My wife was extremely horny and basically directed me to sit on the sofa so she could suck my cock, Of course I obliged and sat down removing my shorts. As she knelt in front of me and began sucking my cock, I saw a couple walk past and glance in our room... I know they saw what was going on...A few seconds later I see the same couple walk by the other direction but this time they actually paused a few seconds then kept walking. A few minutes later they walked by again and this time only glanced.

After a few minutes I decided I wanted to taste my wife's pussy so I pulled her up to the sofa and we got into a 69 position with me on top. I was just about to cum and as I pulled my face out of her pussy, I see the guy (of the couple earlier) standing outside smoking a cigarette. I pulled my cock away from my wifes mouth and got her in a position to fuck her and face her away from the window. The thought of this guy watching kind of turned me on and I didn't want her to see him and stop. As I began fucking her, I see the guys wife (or whoever she was to him) walk up and light up a cigarette to join him. While I am stroking away I see they are most definitely watching and not being to coy about it either. Best orgasm I think I have ever had.

On the being caught masturbating...I was traveling for work and while off on a Saturday and not much to do, I decided to rent a porn and jerk off for a bit. Thinking house keeping was off on Saturdays, didn't think much about it...

Well there I am laying on the bed buck naked and all lubed up stroking my cock while watching the porn on the big screen and all of the sudden I hear a beep and the door opens and there stand two cleaning ladies. Unfortunately the bed faced the door and there was no place for me to hide or for that matter anything to obstruct their view. They were in shock initially I believe as they stood there apologizing for what felt like a minute or more...After they left and closed the door, I could hear them laughing and saying something in Spanish (which I do not understand).

After getting my shit together and thinking about what just happened, I realized I am here for an additional week and I am sure I am going to see these ladies again...
I did...All I could do was smile and act like nothing happened...

lol Very nice Darlings. Keep it cumming, er..coming I meant..lol
Bad Cat

Learning about knocking
When we first married, we were living in a small house in the back of my wife's parents property. One afternoon my new wife and I were enjoying a rousing bout on the front room floor. Her legs spread and in the air, our asses facing the front door when mommy barges in. After that, she called before coming over.

Bad Cat!! LOL!!

Besides the usual interruptions parents have with little children coming in at just the wrong time, and having my 15 yr old daughter walking in when I was in full twiddle, the only time I have been "caught in the act" I didn't know about for nearly 5 years.
I was incredibly naughty during the last years of my marriage as I battled with my changing sexuality, but I had one rule: NOT AT HOME!.
I broke that rule once ............
I invited a "friend" to stay the night after a dinner party - she would sleep on the fold out bed in the sitting room. My husband was away in the Kimberly, as he often was at the time.
Evidently my older daughter, who was then going on 18, for some unnatural reason, got up for a drink sometime between midnight and dawn: unusual, because she normally sleeps like the dead.
She saw my friend was no longer on the fold-out, and as curiosity won over common-sense, she peeped in my bedroom to see us sound asleep ...... and my friend's pyjama bottoms on the floor.
Evidently she told her sister, then about 16, but never told me what she'd seen until my daughters and I had our little "Mummy's a lesbian" conversation after my husband and I separated.
They knew! They cited the time when my friend swapped beds as part of the reason they knew (along with a few other glaringly (to them) signs.) They thought it was cool to have a gay Mum.
I just thank them still for not making a fuss at the time.