What?s your dirtiest self-pleasure?

First I give myself a good enema. Then I dress up in my favorite outfit: black stockings and panties. Then I take out my two favorite dildos. They?re both over 7 inches long and 2+ inches thick.

I start by sucking one dildo, nice and slow at first, teasing the head and licking up and down the shaft. Then I slowly work my way to deep-throating it while I imagine that I?m giving a hung stud the best blowjob of his life. While I?m doing this I work the other dildo into my ass and fuck myself with it nice and slow for a few minutes, until my asshole is nice and loose.

Then I switch the dildos. The combination of sucking the dildo that was in my ass and the other one stretching my guts makes me feel really dirty and slutty. I do this for a while, switching back and forth every few minutes so I can taste my own juices as often as possible. I?m imagining there are a bunch of guys forcing themselves on me like this. Every now and then I?ll lay on my back and pound the shit out of my asshole as hard and fast as possible and I moan and scream while doing it.

After about 20-30 minutes of pounding and stretching, both my throat and asshole are really loose and dripping with saliva, lube and asshole juices and all I can think about is eating cum. I put my legs up on the wall and I stroke my cock inches from my face until I ejaculate into my mouth (except I have shitty aim so a lot of it ends up all over my face). Then I take the dildo out of my ass and use it pick up all the cum from my face, and I suck it clean and swallow every last drop.

This leaves me feeling like a total slut and satisfied for days.

You have a great ass and a nice fat cock, would be fun to fuck and suck you

nice would love to fuck and suck you

I guess one of my dirtiest self pleasure would have been jacking off and fucking myself with a vibrator on live cam. Haven't done that in a while but it was a turn on being watched.

Biggest self pleasure is to take my favorite plug that has electro-stimulation, lube up and turn the shocks to variate. Then watch my favorite tranny porn and imagine one of them taking my ass while I jerk off.

I enjoy vaccuum pumping my cock. After about an hour it's nice and fat and as long as it's ever going to get. At that point it's like having a hand full of someone else who just knows how to gently stroke without pulling too hard. Eventually I give in and finish off with a good cum in front of the mirror. I have a go about 4 times a week and usually cum every time. I guess that's not too bad for a 70 year old. No wife, no pets, no TV. I can pretty much do what I want. If I get really bored, I go to Walmart and watch the really odd people shop for stuff they really don't want. Now that springs here the sights are noteworthy. Shorts are back! Farm and ranch girls do like to show their tight assets. Hey, I'm retired not dead!

Would love to rim that hot hole of yours.

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Mine is to get on my back on the shower floor and pee a stream that arches down onto my face and into my mouth! One day I?d love to have a partner pee in my mouth!